
FIFA's Hydration Breaks Are a Commercial Dressed Up as Welfare
FIFA says the mandatory breaks at World Cup 2026 are about player welfare. Fans watching Fox cut to a full-screen ad mid-match aren't buying it.
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Ade Boateng has covered football professionally since 2014. He started writing match reports for a regional paper in Accra, then spent four years on the road following the Black Stars before joining the desk full-time. He was the only English-language reporter to file from Bafoussam during the 2022 AFCON quarter-finals — a thing he is still slightly bitter about. He believes Pep Guardiola is overrated by exactly seven percent and will fight you about it.

FIFA says the mandatory breaks at World Cup 2026 are about player welfare. Fans watching Fox cut to a full-screen ad mid-match aren't buying it.

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